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Program Demotivational Poster


WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.


TAGS: dog witness protection program mobsters it could happen
Rating: 4.17/5

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5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
And now I have to move again, dammit! 5 testimony deals and added to favs
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 4:23 pm
Are there "pug mug" shots to review?
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:33 pm
Well done MWLF, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 11:47 am
XD 5 smug pugs


CODE MONKEY - An organism that turns coffee into software


TAGS: programers code monkey 50cal
Rating: 4.7/5

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robbidos - April 28, 2013, 11:16 pm
looking at the screens, i think it is more accurate to say basement monkey: turns hotpockets and mountain due into acne.
50cal - January 18, 2011, 8:48 am
If only I could turn my COD skills into money then I would be all set!
Derek - January 16, 2011, 7:31 pm
More coffee, fewer screens and joysticks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2011, 4:52 pm
I turn whiskey into vomit and shame.
motinet - January 14, 2011, 4:25 pm

I turn red bull into software :)


HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM... -


TAGS: no more us manned space program what to do with all those miles iceman
Rating: 4.96/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm
sad state of affair5
forseti - July 25, 2011, 3:22 pm
LOL
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:40 am

all 5tyle dude.


Atheism -


TAGS: atheist code programming
Rating: 2.33/5

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Oi? - January 31, 2009, 6:58 pm
Nice, too bad that there is no real variable type in C. Therefore god is non-existent in C/C++, unless declared of course.


PROGRAMMING -


TAGS: program aborted fetus coding pzy
Rating: 4.55/5

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darkhartx1 - January 9, 2011, 2:24 pm
Finale*
Ed-Hyde - January 6, 2011, 7:16 am
No doubt, and there isn't a finally block included, which given the caption, could have been pretty evil.
Derek - January 5, 2011, 10:42 pm
This should give birth to a "divide by zero" poster.


WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - Little Wolfgang shouldn't have stolen Guido the Bulldog's bone collection.




James Gandolfini -




FAIL - Punching out the paper tape program by hand : 8 hours / Manually setting the mainframe : 11 hours / Running the program 6 hours. The result? COMPUTER SAYS.... "NO"




BACK IN THE DAY -


TAGS: gwbasic programing games took skill
Rating: 4.52/5

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champ99 - May 20, 2011, 2:06 pm
For me also. Thanks Mr. M!
motinet - May 20, 2011, 12:35 pm

So much nostalgic win


Seniors -




GO BIG OR STAY HOME -




Stranger Danger -




FORTRAN -


TAGS: programming fortran nope
Rating: 3.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:53 pm
Oh, sweet Jesu5! Lol! X-D
PapaFox - May 13, 2013, 5:37 am
Puzzling - I liked coding in FORTRAN.
steve1961 - May 12, 2013, 10:25 pm
FORTRAN was a old computer language. Other than that, I got nothing.
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:24 pm
I try to vote on every poster but I just don't get this one... I'd give it a one but I know I'm missing something. HELP!


MOTIFAKE - After a while, it seems like everything is a potential Motifake.


TAGS: motifake captions creativity brain programming
Rating: 3.65/5

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agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
This is as true as it gets.


MOTIFAKE PROTECTION PROGRAM - Due to the sensitive nature of this image, it is being protected by the MPP. Sponsored by the US Marshall Office


TAGS: witness protection program
Rating: 3.27/5

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rerun - January 6, 2010, 8:29 am

I received a PM asking what this meant. It referes to posters here that have been approved, but for some reason now just appear as a red "x". I think for the most part Mr. M has resolved the glitch..


SOBERITY - BREAKING UP BANDS SINCE 1935.


TAGS: bands recovery soberity program rockers
Rating: 2.72/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:27 pm
4/5. Only missing one cause of spelling...though I might rate it 5 later anyway haha.
GySgt1811a - December 15, 2011, 5:21 pm
Geez, thanks, Monk! I was wracking (not "racking," - different usage) my small brain trying to figure out what "soberity" was. It almost makes sense.
5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 12:51 pm
It would have helped if you could spell. I am not a super spelling Nazi like some, but come on! It is the title, fer chrissakes. It would have been a good poster if you cared. 1L for the days you make it sober.


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